Festivus 2013
A Festivus Carol by Katy Kasriel
To the melody of O’ Tannenbaum
O’ Festivus, O’ Festivus,
This one’s for all the
rest of us.
The worst of us, the best
of us,
The shabby and
well-dressed of us.
We gather ‘round the ‘luminum
pole,
Air grievances that bare
the soul.
No slights too small to be
expressed,
It’s good to get things
off our chest.
It’s time now for the
wrestling tests,
Feel free to pin both kin
and guests,
O’Festivus, O’ Festivus,
The holiday for the rest
of us.
As a fan of Seinfeld and one who exhibits a Festivus Pole alongside our office Christmas Tree and Menorah (not to forget a big contributor to the Human Fund), I enjoyed the creative spirit expressed in this carol by the author.
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