Monday, December 23, 2013

A Festivus Carol by Katy Kasriel

Festivus 2013

A Festivus Carol by Katy Kasriel
To the melody of O’ Tannenbaum

O’ Festivus, O’ Festivus,
This one’s for all the rest of us.
The worst of us, the best of us,
The shabby and well-dressed of us.

We gather ‘round the ‘luminum pole,
Air grievances that bare the soul.
No slights too small to be expressed,
It’s good to get things off our chest.

It’s time now for the wrestling tests,
Feel free to pin both kin and guests,
O’Festivus, O’ Festivus,
The holiday for the rest of us.

1 comment:

  1. As a fan of Seinfeld and one who exhibits a Festivus Pole alongside our office Christmas Tree and Menorah (not to forget a big contributor to the Human Fund), I enjoyed the creative spirit expressed in this carol by the author.